Have received this email several times over the last few days. Sounds wonderful. And FREE updatings - but chances are, they're really hoping you don't read the fine print until you've signed up:
THE SIGNING OF THIS DOCUMENT REPRESENTS THE ACCEPTANCE OF THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS
[shortened for ease of reading] LEGALLY BINDING [my emphasis] AND GIVES YOU THE RIGHT OF AN INSERTION ON THE ONLINE DATA BASE OF THE EUROPE BUSINESS GUIDE,
[shortened] WWW.EUROPEBUSINESSGUIDE.NET THE
VALIDATION TIME OF THE CONTRACT IS THREE YEARS [my emphasis] AND STARTS ON THE EIGHTH DAY AFTER SIGNING THE CONTRACT.
[shortened] I WILL HAVE AN INSERTION TO ITS DATA BASE FOR THREE YEARS.
THE PRICE PER YEAR IS EURO 990. THE SUBSCRIPTION WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY EXTENDED EVERY YEAR FOR ANOTHER YEAR, UNLESS SPECIFIC WRITTEN NOTICE IS RECEIVED BY THE SERVICE PROVIDER OR THE SUBSCRIBER TWO MONTHS BEFORE THE EXPIRATION OF THE SUBSCRIPTION.
[My emphasis] YOUR DATA WILL BE RECORDED. THE PLACE OF JURISDICTION IN ANY DISPUTE ARISING IS THE SERVICE PROVIDER’S ADDRESS.
[Nice! You wanna sue? Throw in a trip to Netherlands - for YOUR expense]
Here's the accompanying letter:
Ladies and Gentlemen.
In order to have your company inserted in the registry of World Businesses for 2011/2012 edition, please print, complete and submit the attached form (PDF file) to the following address:
Europe Business Guide
P.O. BOX 2021
3500 GA, UTRECHT
THE NETHERLANDS
email:
register@ebg2011edition.com
fax: +31 (20) 524-8107
Updating is free of charge!
[At least SOMETHING is free!!]
If you are not the intended recipient, please submit an email to
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[Mmm - wouldn't even ask to be unsubscribed. Rather hit the 'junk' button on this one!!]